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Never Demotivational Poster


FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting


TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.83/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...


NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL - You can only die once




MATH -




NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups


TAGS: never underestimate stupid people
Rating: 4.44/5

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Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I assure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Who's the pessimist now?


LOVE -


TAGS: people never change mariand
Rating: 4.82/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:11 pm
LOL ;)
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:08 am
Ah, that long, silent walk back to the bus station the next morning.
mariand - October 30, 2011, 3:15 pm
depends...I use my words for most of my posters... I can't say nothing about him/her... ;)
Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 7:15 pm

nice po5ter dude...it takes guts to put out poster with emotin in them. you and LA are doing just fine. btw...who do you think is on top?....lolz
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:30 pm
rofl Yeah, I prolly should :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:27 pm
You know, you don't sound convincing at all, for me... you should try with a woman...
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:06 pm
Awww, but us wolves are so much fun to talk to! At least, if you don't mind a smartass ;P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:02 pm
Well, I saw Dances with Wolves, but I think that isn't a good idea to have a talk with one of them...;)
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 3:25 pm
Perhaps. WOuld you like me to talk with you? :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 12:31 pm
Thank you... because you tell it like it is
tellitlikeitis - October 22, 2011, 12:23 pm
This is funny, not depressing. And another great one Mariand.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:39 am
@Skulrath...Is this a subtle invitation to talk with me?...lol
the1stCOMMI3 - October 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
This is motifake. We're supposed to make you feel depressed. Lol, jk
Skulrath - October 21, 2011, 7:35 pm
Mariand, thi5 is very good, but I'm starting to think that both you and LA are somewhat depressed. Need to talk?


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice one aggy!


Love Means -


TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm

Brutal 1st hand lesson.


FARTS - Never Trust Them!


TAGS: never trust farts
Rating: 2.61/5

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Cubbybear - November 11, 2010, 4:26 pm
Not since I Turned 40


EASTER BUNNY -


TAGS: never buy weed easter bunny
Rating: 4.46/5

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lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:24 pm
4:24
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:23 pm
In my last comment it said it was 8:22 pm. But I'm in Alaska, so it's actually 4:22 pm. Oh, now it's 4:23
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:22 pm
Nice pun there. I want some Easter Bunny weed!


NEVER GIVE UP -


TAGS: never too old enjoy life
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - October 12, 2011, 9:14 pm

It is pretty close to accurate....sucks to be getting older.
mariand - October 12, 2011, 6:48 am
how do you know RR is old?...the pic can be fake...lol


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty damn well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


CRAZY CHALLENGE -


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.62/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am
:-D


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: sleep thoughts insomnia never hammy
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:22 am
You will notice by the time at when I wrote this, I have a long night ahead of me.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:41 am
thanks Ice :D and New guy :D
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:40 am
Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) photo won't help matters even if I tried.
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 9:42 pm
Nice work Hamster.


MULTI-TASKING -


TAGS: never doubt us
Rating: 4.29/5

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COMPROMISE - When we split, we compromised. She got to keep the car. I kept the brakes.




CONSIDERATION -




LIFE LESSON -


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

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house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)


JEDI MIND TRICKS NEVER FAIL - Hmmmmm.., Hot you are... Clothes off you must take... mmmm..., Force ready it is...


TAGS: never trust a green guy
Rating: 4.63/5

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flint - November 8, 2010, 3:52 pm
good me thinks is it, 5l


PHYSICS -


TAGS: physics you re right you will never use this
Rating: 4.4/5

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thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm
One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm
Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm
I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm
can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm
Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm
@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...
Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.
Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am
Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm
Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm
Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm
Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nice one.


NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...


TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)


GREATNESS - This will NEVER be a 5 Lion poster. Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, but I had fun making it.


TAGS: never tell me nothing cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

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Swampfox - July 2, 2012, 3:30 pm
This is wrong on so many levels. 5L :)
5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 5:00 pm
You guys know you love TSM!
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:41 am
Uh....no. I hope not....Really ...no.
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 12:39 am
Still fantasizing on that one. eh?
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:37 am
LOL!
5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 12:01 am
Tossed Salad man would have his day in the sun then!
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
We could do a hall of shame, OR everyone could just type "5150monkeylove" in the "search by author" window.
rerun - March 24, 2011, 9:48 pm

maybe we need a hall of shame, 100 votes that average 1.5 or lower.
motinet - March 24, 2011, 8:51 pm

HA! It even made the Hall Of Fame!
calto40k - January 26, 2011, 6:52 pm
never hit 5L my ass its awesome
CANADA - January 25, 2011, 8:58 pm
thats perfect!
Reality Lord - January 25, 2011, 7:53 pm

lolz...5L
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 11:41 pm
Tanks
autumnspirit - January 24, 2011, 10:51 pm
You'll never be a great poster maker! You're a stuffed bear! hehe JK Funny! 5L's
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:33 pm
SUHUGWAGUWGHUA(5 Lions)


NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE -


TAGS: how the fu oh nevermind
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - March 27, 2011, 11:38 am

lol.


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.31/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


SOUL MATES -


TAGS: soul mates never meet hammy
Rating: 4.52/5

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Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 1:25 pm
Ah well
forseti - October 18, 2010, 9:39 am
"zpellingk"? Is that another Dutch term I don't know already?!?*fg* Amstel is not that bad! Grolsch was great when I had the best holiday of my life on Texel. Sorry Hawa, even you're bored, the story is nsfw, can't tell you why it was the best holiday! ;)
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 8:34 am
I was just making another attempt at humor... failed once more.
culos - October 18, 2010, 7:19 am
Inside joke,Forseti knows....Sorry
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 6:56 am
Wait Your Being A Grammer Nazi To German... Irony.
culos - October 18, 2010, 6:49 am
Have another Amstel ;-) Who knows, it might improve you zpellingk
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:28 am
...and with "don't" I mean "doesn't"...
forseti - October 18, 2010, 5:51 am
I met her. But my girlfriend don't like her... ;)
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 5:11 pm
Can You At Least Pm Me The Story.. My Life Isn't Very Exciting..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
I will just say that she was from Boston, Massachusetts and I was from Volgograd, Russia.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:41 pm
Do Tell Us The Story..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:36 pm
Sounds like me and my wife.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:28 pm
Hehe You are a lucky man, most likely mine is a nazi..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:22 pm
Knowing my luck, I fliped her off in traffic, or she's a bulemic lesbian who lives in France.


DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.


TAGS: what a joke my dodge neon never made it
Rating: 3.44/5

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Cloudchaser - June 23, 2010, 12:50 am
I did too when I was a pup
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:47 pm
LOL!!!!!!
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:43 pm

I so want user name livegrape to offset that putz.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:39 pm
Deadraisin.... makin' his way the only way he knows how... that's just a little bit more than the mods will allow.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
If you make attack posters (not this poster) on any member, you will get banned. IF you have a problem, PM a mod. It's that simple.


NEVER GONNA - Never gonna run around and desert you


TAGS: rick astley rickroll never gonna
Rating: 2.95/5

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Wester - October 14, 2009, 11:07 am
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Shamrock - September 8, 2009, 2:24 pm
Because gay people don't have sex. Brilliant deduction Agent twat
Agent K - June 30, 2009, 6:50 am
yeah only problem with that is he is gay
Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:09 am
So this is Rick Astley. Though he looks like a dork, that song had to have gotten him laid.
Woody - June 22, 2009, 10:44 pm
Run away!!!
Khatmonsuk - April 7, 2009, 6:14 pm
AH CRAP! Rickrolled on MotiFake =(.


HOSTAGE SITUATION -


TAGS: squirrel hostage negotiate never
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
oh, I thought it was for the "not a proud man" comment
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I meant Ya figure about guyfox wanting a pat on the back.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:59 pm
Hammy? What? huh?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
well Hammy had the "clever" thing covered
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ya figure?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I am not a proud man
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I think he really wanted a shout out for discovering the pic.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:45 pm
Pretty cool how Guy traveled back in time to say you're welcome before you thanked him.
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 7:29 pm
I couldn't have done this without Guy posting the pic on the "poster fodder" thread. Thanks for the free pic guy!
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
Excellent.
guyfox - October 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
you're welcome!
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:53 pm
Perfection.
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL!! 5L


RULE OF THUMB - In the military Never volunteer for anything


TAGS: never volunteer in the military
Rating: 4.5/5

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MashiMashi - October 14, 2014, 12:32 pm
Don't be first, don't be the last, and don't volunteer
maoworks2 - April 22, 2012, 8:33 am
Only The Chow Line.


THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!




A WET FART -


TAGS: never kiss butt cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:43 am
GOLD..!! PURE PURE GOLD..!! I am still wetting myself over this one.., just brilliant...
5150monkeylove - September 28, 2010, 8:02 pm
5 wet wipes!!!!!
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 8:19 am

omg...omg...omg...omg...omg... ahahahahhahahhahahahah.... gasp....ahahahahahaha..EPIC!!


ALMOST NEVER SCARED -


TAGS: courage try never give up
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - February 13, 2012, 8:46 pm
Will do.
Verdeckt - February 13, 2012, 8:02 pm
Don't forget to submit to Moti-Twist as well.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
I'll do my best. don't hold your breath though. great st5ff Sho as always :)
Sho - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
As long you return her in one piece lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 5:40 pm
I'm calling dibs on the white ch5ck when Sho is finished :)
mariand - February 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
quack ;)


THE 90S - This about sums it up.


TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

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djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
why don't you marry it?


SALVATION -


TAGS: was never meant to be
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:46 pm

please take the time to get a registered account and make many many more.
flint - December 4, 2010, 12:12 pm
nice! 5l


ICE FISHING -




You -


TAGS: astley rickroll you never gonna give up
Rating: 2.78/5

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Khatmonsuk - January 2, 2009, 12:51 pm
And never gonna make me cry.
Sean - December 28, 2008, 9:11 pm
Hilarious. Love the text.


MORMONS - You can there are no other Mormons here and I am not telling




SAFE KIDS -


TAGS: calendar kids safe never mariand
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:31 pm

I'd say this photo was taken in Wyoming, but the background is way too green and way too light. I can't wait for both days of summer.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 2:47 pm

here in canada we call them snow suits. lots of zippers and buttons and padding and sure enough, as soon as the kids are in them....they have to go pee.


THE GRIEF CANNOT BE DROWNED... -


TAGS: drink never drown grief mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - October 27, 2012, 6:18 am
thanks RR...;)
rerun - October 26, 2012, 8:24 pm

wow, great
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2012, 3:04 am
That's the lyrics of an old Greek Rembetika song from the 1920s.
mariand - October 25, 2012, 12:14 pm
hehehe... good idea ipa
gas - October 25, 2012, 11:13 am
then it would learn to scuba dive
ipaprime - October 25, 2012, 8:12 am
then throw rocks at it


BUYING LOVE -


TAGS: buy everything never love mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm
Or a cat.


LOYALTY -


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm
LMAO!


WARNING - Never aggravate someone who has several high definition photos of you... It just won't end well


TAGS: never aggravate someone
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 4:35 am
Thanks and yes... that is a sneaky little booger that, I honestly didn't see it, but do keep my eyes open for those... drat! thanks though
Feasibly - August 9, 2011, 10:38 pm
You are making some amsome posters MOrd3kaI...help our mods watch out for the tagged ones though. This one is tagged in the lower left corner. Sneaky little booger. ;)


WEEKEND -


TAGS: nevermore
Rating: 4.88/5

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foolinlove - October 13, 2010, 6:36 pm
So cool, that would look nice hangin in my boss office.


Free -




CONTRACEPTION -


TAGS: women never stop complaining
Rating: 4.26/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 2:27 pm
P.s. not saying it is not funny.... it is merely TOO funny for words
M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 2:25 pm
:O oh my....... first line I thought it was another funny Motifake..... oh damn how wrong was I. TheTrashHeap.... you are a legend in my books after I read this 5L's!
palmat - January 19, 2010, 5:08 am
5 lols. i mean lions >.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2010, 1:10 am
That's Trash for ya! 5L
Bartimaeus - January 19, 2010, 1:07 am
Evil, mean, and downright hilarious. Sir, I solute you! 5L


THE SWEET SCIENCE -




HIKING COMPANION - Sure, Chester is loud, obnoxious, smells horrible, and tells the worst stories.. ...but I know I can run much faster than him.




CHILDHOOD -




IF I HAD A DOLLAR NO TWO -


TAGS: greed calendar vegas never more
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - January 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
from my point of view, this is amsome...


VADER -




LIVE TECH SUPPORT -




GREYBERADS - SEMPER IDEM -


TAGS: culos greybeards never change
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - January 23, 2011, 10:40 am
By the look of things he does....
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 6:55 pm
true but you have to have tits to show tits


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl sexy fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by giulio

dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


NEVER - has anything been sooo usefull.




NEVERLAND - Where every night was like Prom night for Michael.




Dear Walmart -


TAGS: walmart self checkout never again
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:00 am

Walmart - 5pm, prime shopping hours. 20 lanes that could be open, only 3 of which actually are. [email protected] line of impatient, irate people waiting to do (for free) what should be a job for one of the many unemployed local residents... f&%$ Walmart. [/rant]
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:27 am
5LOL
Cannabal - November 13, 2013, 10:55 pm
One time, it took me 20 minutes to go through an "Express Checkout." Never. F'ucking. Again.


Story Telling -


TAGS: garyo comes by his story telling talent naturally never let go of your inner child
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 3:00 pm
Glad ya did stumble upon it...a tribute to Mr. Gary! Got a few more cute kids say what posters coming. Thanks for the 5L and a fav to boot!
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:09 am
Shyt, Missy. How'd I miss this?! 5L fav...dang this is good


MODERN MOVIES-VAMPIRES -


TAGS: gay vampires never change live
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am
Perfect, 5L.


NEVER ... - ... let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.


TAGS: quote pig fool kiss never
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - August 9, 2012, 4:46 pm
LOL Good advice! Thanks ;)
CloudchaserS - August 3, 2012, 11:49 pm
Also, don't stick your you-know-what in crazy or let crazy stick it's you-know-what in you


Gieco -


TAGS: gieco commercial will never air
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Renza

Renza - July 31, 2013, 11:24 am
why thank you.
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 8:40 am
Shyt, Renza, good first poster.


TILL WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


BRUCE HITLER - Adolph's twin brother never really got the message... And as for his, "Fabulous Solution"




APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.


TAGS: because i could never do what you do everyday
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
To anyone wearing a flag not covered in stars and stripes, they're the angels of death. *Cough* friendly fire *cough
rerun - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm

ANY Motifaker who makes a poster that supports our military is good. An Airman quality poster just makes it better.
Airman - February 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
I like it.. well done. the more the merrier!
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 1:17 pm
I was not aware that he owned this genre? Read the Tag. Thats why i made it.
PixieStickNinja - February 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Stealin' Airman's gig now huh?


I DARE YOU -


TAGS: stupidity never ceases to amaze
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:22 am
no no chuckles, I was being facetious thats why I lol'd, no worries..my humor can be a bit dry, I laugh at myself often and its not always easy to catchy, especially online. did not mean to cause a small uproar, but ..~sniffles~ it means im liked ;)
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 1:11 am
thisisn't a good one, james.... you don't have haters.... you had a few supporters first. Gotta try harder. I wouldn't have approved this myself. Ok.... all 3 mods chimed in. Better now?
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:07 pm

don't stress on the votes. weather you have some haters is not what is important, how you respond to the haters does count. If you have put in your best effort, screw the haters, that is just some no talent hack being critical because they cannot compete
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:59 pm
and you acted surprised?? look at it...you make the joke off the pic, try the alternative..make the joke off the text, then spin it with the pic
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:49 pm
guess I have some haters out there, this thing went from a 5 down to a 3 lol
Mr. Shiny - October 29, 2010, 1:32 am
I guess they put those on him so he doesn't try to fight with the other pigs.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 9:52 pm
hey buddy, ever had balls on your chin? Oh, I see you have....


THERE IS ALWAYS - Light at the end of the tunnel Just pray that it isn't a train coming your way




NEVER - It's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh




SLOW & STEADY -


TAGS: never bet on a snail named wrongway lightning
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:09 pm
Hey thanks man. But all the credit -- humor-wise -- goes to the one I bet heavy on ... can you guess which one is Wrongway Lightening? What can I say? I had a tip he (he? "they" acutally, if you know what I mean *cough*) was due.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 3:14 pm
This brilliant piece of work is destined for 2.9!


ATOMIC ARMAGEDDON -




PICS - Or it never happened


TAGS: post pics never happened bbq pancakes black man white women kissing
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by aPauling

QCSabotage - May 25, 2009, 7:22 am
Why yes. I did notice that. For like 5 minutes.
me - March 24, 2009, 2:23 am
Anybody notice the girl with her ass sticking out in the bottom left?
Sean - November 9, 2008, 3:15 am
Uhm, you took a picture, or posed for a picture of yourself not looking at the "action" ... hmmm ...
lala suck a dick a lot - September 7, 2008, 7:55 pm
that lucky mother fucker, i know him, son of a bitch he said he would take my camera to a god damn lesbo fest unless he took me.


Fatherhood -


TAGS: never have i been richer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - October 20, 2014, 6:34 pm
thx guys
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 6:33 pm
Heh heh, the early memories are the fond ones. Just war after that....I’ve got scars
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 6:02 pm
Sweet. But the minimum sentence is 18 years... lifetime probation. Keep us posted?
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:51 am
Beautiful - 5L
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 12:52 am

5L fav'd. Wunnerful!


CHILDHOOD FEARS -


TAGS: i never rode the swings cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:03 am

Faceplants dad?


geeareohdoubleyou -


TAGS: grow old but never grow up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:18 am
LOL! Haven't grown up yet! Probably won't! Luv your stuff Silv! 5L
Silverheart - February 6, 2015, 6:54 pm

Workin' on it. With the green one MIA, the silver one needs to step it up.
GaryO - February 6, 2015, 3:50 pm
More posters, Sly. Many more.
JesusWept - February 6, 2015, 2:02 pm
Very true! 5.


PEACE - will finally be achieved


TAGS: humanity will never learn
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

TheOne - March 14, 2011, 5:00 pm
Wrong They Are Both Intact With One Or The Other.
AdmiralAckbar - October 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Passion is a lie there is only cake
javalord32 - September 27, 2010, 10:08 am
peace is a lie there is only passion
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:39 am
Pretty much what it'll take. 5L


LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE? -




BLOND JOKES -


TAGS: never bring knife to gunfight
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
One liners so blondes could understad that the joke is about them. xD
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:29 pm
in my 16 years of experience and living with 2 blond sisters blond jokes are true
lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 11:24 pm

Well~~understand them enough so they can ask for clarification. Is that better?
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:34 pm
now, let's not exagerate...hehehe


BUT DRUGS ARE OK -


TAGS: never seen ads calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greeny

zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 10:00 pm
I'd use the swatter, but I've found that a portable bug zapper works much better.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:46 pm
LOL. It's so effective, mommy takes it too?
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 6:07 am
Don't make me 5top this car!


INSTINCTS -


TAGS: instincts call never missed mariand
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - January 16, 2012, 5:45 pm
yup... dirty dog, dirty socks
voodoo3535 - January 16, 2012, 5:08 pm
Dirty..... socks.


WE SHALL OVERCOME - We shall overcome


TAGS: never trust anyone over 30
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

440wakeup - September 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
Yeah like how "Fight for your right too PARTY" is considered a protest song
CoolioIndeed - September 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
Looks like Wolverine has let himself go.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:15 pm
Behind The Funny, Lies A Deep Meaning. 5ls


NEVER GIVE UP - Sometimes to follow the path you need to stretch and bend a little bit.




TWENTY THINGS - You Will NEVER Hear A Man Say


TAGS: 20 thing you will never hear a man say
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mikeipee - August 26, 2009, 8:36 pm
More like 19 things you will never hear a man say. (#2 & #18).


DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
apparently...
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".


A WOMAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE - And don't forget my beer and sammich too!




NEVER GONNA - make you cry


TAGS: never gonna rick roll cry
Rating: 1.38/5

More motifakes by yon

ardin - August 31, 2009, 2:12 am
... NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU!
Arrogant Knight - April 2, 2009, 2:32 am
Ugh... When will they learn..?


NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Back in 1949


TAGS: woman s work is never done
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - December 23, 2012, 3:34 pm
Ditto!
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 2:02 pm
Pinups of the ‘40s…the reason for my existence


LOANS ARE UNWANTED -




I'M FLABBERGASTED -




HONOR -




SOLITUDE -




HOW I MARRIED YOUR MOTHER - I got engaged to this smart and beautiful young woman. We were madly in love, she was my soul mate. Then she died and I married the first bar girl I ran into.


TAGS: never surrender
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:49 pm
you gotta love a man who posts on dog sh*t and then pulls a paraprosdokian on your a*s :)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 2:06 pm
Oh, I 5o love a paraprosdokian take Nicely done


THE WIZZ -




LET GO -


TAGS: woman left never run mariand
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by mariand

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:24 am
And 5ometimes it’s the same bus, because as you know, it’s their prerogative to change their minds.
mariand - June 8, 2012, 5:20 pm
Thanks Bull.
Bull - June 8, 2012, 10:03 am
that's beautiful! big 5


HOME SCHOOLING -


TAGS: 102 3 on nhl 94 though and he will never take that away from me
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again


cynical -




MEMORIAL DAY -




"DEADLIEST CATCH" - Are PANZIES!!!!




FEAR AND DOUBT -


TAGS: men and strong women never hesitate samurais have but one second to act
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:19 pm
Think that's more of a redneck proverb, lol. I got it from Red Green. jk
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:14 pm
LOL... not at all.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
lol "What's right is right. Otherwise, it would be wrong and that ain't right."
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Kratos? Revenge? We've got one for that, too... it falls under "what's right is right"
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:47 pm
ITalian guys.... it's all about justifying everything you do with basically flawed, but sound logic.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:43 pm
That's a good rule...almost impossible not to follow it, unless you go the way of Kratos and off some gods.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
Sorta like the italian way.... I never killed nobody who wasn't gonna die anyway.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
Warriors have their own code of zen...you just have to kill people in a very civil way. lol
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
Oh yeah.... very Zen.
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
Nice one 5L


FORD - Quality is job... Ehhh, it's breaktime.


TAGS: why have i never bought a new ford this is part of it
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:26 am
Second one in a week from me where I took the photo. #106158


OLD AGE - Now then, no one promised you it would be all blue skies and dry farts, did they?


TAGS: never trust a fart
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:34 pm
Excellent, this is einen success or something. I don't know, I'm pretty sure I failed German.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 3:49 pm
damn, you do find good ammo


RUN BOYZ RUN -


TAGS: neverland ranch surprise
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

bOB cHIN - October 28, 2009, 3:54 pm
Didn't see the "heavy" in small print above Petting Zoo. Oh Michael we will miss you. Is this really "it"?
Rambo Terror - June 25, 2009, 8:53 pm
Too Soon! pffft crack up!
Agamemnon218 - February 28, 2009, 2:40 pm
I just wanted to ride the ferris wheel!


MR. PRESIDENT, WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY - give up your current health care program and join the new Universal Health Care program that the rest of us will be on? SILENCE


TAGS: he never answered
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 2:20 pm
*ow even
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 2:19 pm
thanks lunchmeat. just that one section alone confirms that I'm right to be scared. and owe, my eyes hurt, I thought real estate contracts could be complicated. sheesh.
lunchmeat5000 - September 4, 2009, 10:14 am
Ed, check you pm's
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 8:37 am
Pardon, I meant to say, could you post in the FORUMS. :)
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 8:36 am
Lunch, care to post some of the more pertinent section numbers to us. Most of us don't have time to read 1200 pages of porn, much less beuracratese (?s). If they really force this through with almost half the country against it I'll quit.
lunchmeat5000 - September 4, 2009, 12:07 am
Well, if the plan is for everyone to have coverage. What would you call it? Enlighten me.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 12:03 am
Do you know what the word "forcing" means? Can you use it correctly in a sentence.
lunchmeat5000 - September 3, 2009, 11:59 pm
Sec 101-116 I believe. I think might happen is that employers will drop the private option, use the gov't option, or just pay the penalty. Take the cheapest route. Basically forcing some into the gov't program.
Zed - September 3, 2009, 11:15 pm
Riiight. Here's your tinfoil hat, wear it in good health.
Rollseyes - September 3, 2009, 9:54 pm
sorry... typo. Embedded...
Rollseyes - September 3, 2009, 9:54 pm
No, actually embedding in the 1200+ pages is the plan to "phase out" all private health care, leaving only the government option. Read the proposed bill (or the most current version). And no, congress and the president are carefully exempted from the plan
Derek - September 3, 2009, 8:47 pm
"The rest of us"? The health care programme is for those that are without other health cover. Still, Barack should've said "Yes." without hesitation.


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