Never Demotivational Poster
FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting
NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL - You can only die once
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups
WHEN I WAS A KID -
NATURE VS NURTURE -
Love Means -
FARTS - Never Trust Them!
EASTER BUNNY -
NEVER GIVE UP -
CRAZY CHALLENGE -
COMPROMISE - When we split, we compromised. She got to keep the car. I kept the brakes.
LIFE LESSON -
JEDI MIND TRICKS NEVER FAIL - Hmmmmm.., Hot you are... Clothes off you must take... mmmm..., Force ready it is...
NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...
GREATNESS - This will NEVER be a 5 Lion poster. Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, but I had fun making it.
NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE -
SOUL MATES -
DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.
NEVER GONNA - Never gonna run around and desert you
HOSTAGE SITUATION -
RULE OF THUMB - In the military Never volunteer for anything
THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!
A WET FART -
ALMOST NEVER SCARED -
THE 90S - This about sums it up.
ICE FISHING -
MORMONS - You can there are no other Mormons here and I am not telling
SAFE KIDS -
THE GRIEF CANNOT BE DROWNED... -
BUYING LOVE -
WARNING - Never aggravate someone who has several high definition photos of you... It just won't end well
THE SWEET SCIENCE -
HIKING COMPANION - Sure, Chester is loud, obnoxious, smells horrible, and tells the worst stories.. ...but I know I can run much faster than him.
IF I HAD A DOLLAR NO TWO -
LIVE TECH SUPPORT -
GREYBERADS - SEMPER IDEM -
NEVER - has anything been sooo usefull.
NEVERLAND - Where every night was like Prom night for Michael.
Dear Walmart -
Story Telling -
MODERN MOVIES-VAMPIRES -
NEVER ... - ... let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
TILL WE MEET AGAIN -
BRUCE HITLER - Adolph's twin brother never really got the message... And as for his, "Fabulous Solution"
APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.
I DARE YOU -
THERE IS ALWAYS - Light at the end of the tunnel Just pray that it isn't a train coming your way
NEVER - It's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh
SLOW & STEADY -
ATOMIC ARMAGEDDON -
PICS - Or it never happened
CHILDHOOD FEARS -
PEACE - will finally be achieved
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE? -
BLOND JOKES -
BUT DRUGS ARE OK -
WE SHALL OVERCOME - We shall overcome
NEVER GIVE UP - Sometimes to follow the path you need to stretch and bend a little bit.
TWENTY THINGS - You Will NEVER Hear A Man Say
A WOMAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE - And don't forget my beer and sammich too!
NEVER GONNA - make you cry
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Back in 1949
LOANS ARE UNWANTED -
I'M FLABBERGASTED -
HOW I MARRIED YOUR MOTHER - I got engaged to this smart and beautiful young woman. We were madly in love, she was my soul mate. Then she died and I married the first bar girl I ran into.
THE WIZZ -
LET GO -
HOME SCHOOLING -
MEMORIAL DAY -
"DEADLIEST CATCH" - Are PANZIES!!!!
FEAR AND DOUBT -
FORD - Quality is job... Ehhh, it's breaktime.
OLD AGE - Now then, no one promised you it would be all blue skies and dry farts, did they?
RUN BOYZ RUN -
MR. PRESIDENT, WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY - give up your current health care program and join the new Universal Health Care program that the rest of us will be on? SILENCE
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